I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
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