I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
Lmfao a voicemail screaming about you partying with your tits out and a text at 3 am saying you went too crazy... this should be a good one
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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