I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
My Higher Power is John Stamos
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
Drunk walkin through police station. America
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
She just broke down showed up grabbed a beer said fuck it pulled off her fake eyelashes looked at my roommate and said we need to break up you're a nice guy and I'm a whore
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
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