It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
I would ride that face into the sunset
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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