Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
My brother is coming home and he is bringing a whole bunch of friends with him. I am making him a cake. What should i put on it?
"Open for business" or "I have condoms" would probably work
Will you come get your son? He's using an old bike pump to help him fart the national anthem...
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