She wrote me a poem titled "Penis Flower" and it wasnt a joke
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
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