I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
Oh fuck, I messaged a Jack Kerouac poem to a girl I'm trying to sleep with last night at 4am.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
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