Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
No, you don't understand. If the words "stop," "alcohol poisoning," and "regret" aren't in the same sentence by the end of the night, I will have failed this birthday.
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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