I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
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