whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
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