I'm at the doctor and the male nurse (haha) asked me if I smoked, drank or did drugs, and when he said 'drugs' he looked me right in the eye and did a perfect wrist rocket.
check it out our google latitudes are spooning
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
Don't be alarmed at the kitchen mess. I had to shoot the fire extinguisher on the toaster oven, one quick blast. It was a matter of safe over sorry.
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
You had me at "let me see your balls"
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
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