brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
I can text with my tongue
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
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