She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
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