Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
You gave me the wrong number last night so I texted someone else something I definitely shouldn't have.
I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
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