so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
I feel like abortions should bother me more
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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