I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
I banged a guy named Robbie last night and in the middle of sex he begged me to scream santos. I'm pretty sure I just screwed a dude with multiple personalities.
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
Just woke up and read the text that drunk me sent you, i take it all back, and you can't have my power puff girl pillow either.
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