I just blew up the bathroom at work and now I feel like a new woman
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
you have to choose: penises or morals?
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
Randomize
