i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
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