so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
Do you remember whose house we're in?
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Randomize
