I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
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