True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
Dude. The girls called me over to see what they had in their dorm. They snuck in a pigeon in a cardboard box. They named it Quincey. They swear they're sober.
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
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