talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
Everclear isn't food dammit
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
Did I just pee in the Taco Bell parking lot?
Yep. But do you remember wiping with my quesadilla?
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