Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
I woke up with dick mouth, a raw vagina, an empty bottle of vodka and the best man next to me. I also found my thong by the pool. Best.Wedding.Ever.
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
I wish there was a tumbleweed emoji. Because that would describe my vagina.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Randomize
