Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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