She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
I have so many feelings about this burrito
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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