She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
she gave me a handjob in the middle of the night and my stomach growled so she walked out totally naked and came back 5 minutes later with two sandwiches. who the fuck says getting married is awful?
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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