How crunk are you?
I'm a Tom Selleck. Zero being Tipper Gore and max being the Bush twins
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
he was CRYING into my vagina
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
Just threw up in nordstroms while shopping for moms bday with dad. He distracted workers for me. No more tequila
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
That number that I thought was that dude's number...was actually my district manager's number. Fuckkkk.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
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