do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
The awkward moment when you're leaving the most attractive guy you've ever been with and you're trying not to shit on yourself. Fucking welcome to my life
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
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