Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
He texts me "just to say hi" and then tells me how hard he is and sends me a dick pic. And I'm like, dude, I'm ordering a burrito right now
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
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