If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
I feel compelled to tell you that I woke up this morning and found an entire corn on the cob in my purse. Ive decided not to question my drunken behavior anymore, and to just accept it as my lifestyle.
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
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