I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
Can you come over?
Sex??
Sure but there’s also a squirrel in my garage I need you to take care of.
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