I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
I miss you like a fat girl misses the prom.
An ex-gang member just asked me out on a date via note. And spelled dinner wrong. Win?
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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