sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
The barista asked if I wanted my drink wet or dry, but all that came to mind was farts. You have ruined me.
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
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