Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
nothing says happy birthday like half a tampon wrapped in someone else's hair on your shoulder.
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
i think i will get a tattoo on my butt that says "im not bluffin with my muffin", but i guess if i was serious, i would get it above my c-section scar
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
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