i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
I'm Michael Phelps, Olympic Champion.
Are you just smoking weed? Cause that's not actually a Michael Phelps costume
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
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