Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
So, I just ordered a breathalyzer for this weekend. I figured if I'm getting shitfaced, I should at least be scientific about it.
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
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