I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
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