This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
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