I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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