Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
The bartender let me pay my bar tab with my itunes giftcards.
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
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