girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
