this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
If you are wondering why there is half eaten pizza in your pocket it's because you were passed out with it in your hand in my bathtub. Today's your b-day and thought I'd give you a good idea about what happened last night as a present
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
I forget how to act sober
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