Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
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