I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
So I'll spare the details, but I think I discovered I'm lactose intolerant. In my sleep. And you'll be needing new sheets.
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
havent showered in 2 days. just Febrezed my balls in the car before going into a movie alone with a 40 of Guinness.there isn't a word in English for how single I am.
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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