your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
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