Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
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