Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
I just poured my flask into a drink. Then I realized the drink belonged to the guy next to me so I stole it from him. He confronted me and I made out with him to distract him. When I looked up, I realized his wife was watching. Its barely 10:00.
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
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