i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
Question: Is it too early to claim April Fools on the text "can we do some lines before the concert" that I accidentally sent Mom?
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
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