Is it normal to miss your booty call?
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
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