you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
so he reminded me it was our 9 month anniversary and then said "we could've had a baby by now"
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
Randomize
