Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
I just lost $50 at the races, got drunk, and woke up to my ex-gf. Apparently the good decisions kept on rolling...
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.
that was a mass text, wasnt it?
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
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