if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
Two options. One, you listen while I freak out. Two, we have mediocre to awesome car sex and don't talk. Either way, I'll be there by 7
I feel like David Hasselhoff when he's drunk eating that cheeseburger and crying. But with cheesecake.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
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