um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
It's really awkward to greet the pastor when I know I've licked chocolate syrup off his daughter's chest.
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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