I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
Randomize
